Shouting into the void

What it feels like to publish theory on YouTube

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| IF YOUR THEORY MEANS...               | LIKELY REACTION...                   |
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| "Gravity and quantum mechanics are   | "Neat. What's for dinner?"            |
| finally unified!"                    |                                       |
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| "We can now build functioning        | "You have my undivided                |
| hoverboards and warp drives."        | attention."                           |
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